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National > Sex & Dating
Bad Date: Banker Rants About Date In 1,615 Words
Sometimes you just have a bad date. Other times, your date is so bad, you'd rather gouge your eyes out than go out with them again. But rarely, does a date go so bad, you write a novella about it. That's what supposedly happened to this guy, an investment banker named "Mike. When he didn't...
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POSTED Dec 07, 2011 IN Sex & Dating
BY Stacey Leasca
Women Have Unrealistic Expectations On Penis Size
A few days ago we brought you the world map of penis. Turns out, nobody on that map is good enough for any woman. Women apparently have very unrealistic expectations as to what their ideal partner's penis size is. We were drawn to a documentary by Lawrence Barraclough via an...
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POSTED Dec 06, 2011 IN Sex & Dating
BY The College Skinny
Plan Your Next Vacation Around Penis Sizes In Europe
Next time you think, 'hmmm where should I stop on my next trip around the world?' just consult the trusty world penis size map. Just reminder the map is very European, thus lists sizes in centimeters. BRB taking a quick trip to HUNGary [via BlameItOnTheVoices]
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POSTED Dec 05, 2011 IN Sex & Dating
BY Oana Snatch
A Word on Outdoor Sex: Georgia Couple Caught Having Sex
Cops just don't know how to party these days, do they? I mean, leave it to the police to rain all over a good old sex party between strangers. A Georgia couple just realized this first hand after they were busted for having a good old fashion sadistic romp in the woods. The couple, having...
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POSTED Dec 02, 2011 IN Sex & Dating
BY Courtney McCullough
Now Enroll In The International School Of Sex
Australia just seems like a magical place doesn't it? Being a prostitute is legal there. It's the home of Fosters and Koala bears. Now I have more reason to want to head down under: The International School of Sex. Ylva-Maria Thompson is apparently some very well-known and controversial...
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POSTED Dec 01, 2011 IN Sex & Dating
BY The College Skinny
Olla Condoms: Scaring The Crap Out Of Guys Via Facebook
By now we should all really be on the same page about condom use. But in case you need a reminder to use them, Olla Condoms is serving up a hellova reminder. The condom company created what can only be described as the scariest social media marketing in history. Just watch the video...
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POSTED Dec 01, 2011 IN Sex & Dating
BY Mike Douglas
Scarlet Road: The Story Of A Sex Worker, Who Specializes In Disabled Clients
I will admit, off the bat this video and story made me slightly uncomfortable. Sexuality and disability are not normally subjects that go hand-in-hand. However, for sex worker Rachel Wotton, they are her business. Rachel is a sex worker who specializes in bringing her disabled ...
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POSTED Nov 30, 2011 IN Sex & Dating
BY Stacey Leasca
Heartless Beast Eats Free for Months Thanks To Match.com
Times are tough, this is true. Things aren't the way they were back in the early 2000's when young professionals would graduate into a job making 50k+ a year just for having a college degree and a common knowledge of the English language. Now us young professionals are forced...
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POSTED Nov 30, 2011 IN Sex & Dating
BY Courtney McCullough
Northwestern Is A Sex Crazed School
Northwestern just can't get enough. Remember last spring when one Northwestern professor held what is known as a fucksaw demonstration? Well apparently, since outlawing sex demonstrations in class, the students have no idea what to do with their penises, so they just started ...
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POSTED Nov 29, 2011 IN Sex & Dating
BY Oana Snatch
This is Why You Shouldn't Wait to Lose Your Virginity
Look, guys, I'm not one to judge anyone, so if staying a virgin until you're married is what you're all about then sweet; do you shorty. But understand you'll end up looking like these assholes on your wedding day. Yup. That's what you have to look forward to. Having your first...
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POSTED Nov 28, 2011 IN Sex & Dating
BY Pixley J. Cricket
