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Disney Inspired Engagement Photos For The Young Lovers

We are all getting to be adults here and some are choosing to settle down. So you've popped the question but now there is so much to do! It doesn't all have to be painful though. Why not make the engagement photo session a grand ole time by reliving childhood?  With a new trend toward Disney...

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Stephen Hawking Knows Nothing About Women

It's official. Men have no hope. The certified smartest guy in the world, Stephen Hawking recently admited “Women. They are a complete mystery to me.” Fuck it. I'm not even going to try then.  From Geekosystem, "When asked, “If you were a young physicist just starting out today, what would...

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When Your Neighbors Have Loud Sex, Make A Game Out Of It

Everyone has been there, that time when you hear your neighbors or your roommates doing the nasty.  Try as you might, you just can't ignore (or forget) the sound.  Instead of being uncomfortable about it, just do what Ryan did; make a game out of it.  Rather then just sit around...

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Playboy Bunny Heather Knox Would Take Tim Tebow’s Virginity

You know what I love? Playboy bunnies. You know what I don't love? Tim Tebow. Hence, when I heard this story, it made me hate him a little bit more. Last Sunday I was so proud of Tom Brady I nearly cried. The man crushed Tebow's fourth quarter dreams like a champ. I am sure Tebow went home and...

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World Champion Masturbator

We here at SUMO are all for doing the lonely dance, getting to know thy self in a more, holy, way, flogging the dolphin and all that jazz. Ya know, masturbating. (Don't worry, it won't make you blind, we checked.) But, I am not so sure that if I were the masturbating champion of the...

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New Teen Trend: Group Sex

Kids these days man, they've got it rough.  I mean, when I was 15, all you had to do to be a bad ass was like, smoke cigarets or die your hair pink, but kids are just taking it to the next level these days.  Apparently, the hot new trend on the rise is group sex.  Yea....

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Rundown on Pervy World Records Broken in 2011

We all got a little inner perve in us, sometimes it's just more noticeable than others.  This year apparently was a good year for being a perve as we were all gathering in large numbers to break some world records.  1. Worlds Largest Skinny Dip - June 19 Almost 400...

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New Jersey Woman Arrested For Fatal Penis Injection

The world is a weird, weird place where stuff like fatal dick injections happen. 34-year-old New Jersey resident Kasia Rivera is under arrest after performing a fatal penis injection on 22-year-old Justin Street. According to NJ.com, Street was looking for a penis enhancement (aren't we all). The...

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How to Pick Up Women

This video is a perfect representation of reality. Women, only want to be the first part of this video. Men, understand the second half is the reality. So what to do? If you actually want to pick up a chick, stick with the first half and pretend you are this gushy. Or, be honest, and tell her...

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Let's Discuss The Age Old Question: Can Men & Women be Friends?

Ok, I'm gonna go ahead and disagree here.  I know that's not surprising since every single girl in the video said "yes", but whatever hear me out.   I think this video is kind of bogus.  First of all, it was made by two dudes, and given the way they worded their questions, and all...

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