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National > Sex & Dating
Turns Out, Getting Off Cures Everything
Everyone's heard rumors about jizz before, usually from guys, who are more than happy to support the theories. I've heard everything from 'semen cures breast cancer', to 'semen has more protein than egg whites'. But most guys will tell you just about anything if it will increase the...
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POSTED Jan 21, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Pixley J. Cricket
Zestra Bring the Zest to the Bedroom
Men were blessed with pills for their penises and now women have a “patented blend of botanical oils and extracts” for their vajayjays. So now you can really vajazzle your life. With diamonds and arousal oils all over women’s goods, the average city is going to turn into an episode of Jersey Shore...
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POSTED Jan 21, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Kellie Quinn
All You Ridin' Solo- Shack Up! Apparently Being Single Kills
Many previous studies have evaluated the longevity of a single versus married life, but a study by David Roelfs (Assistant Professor of Sociology at the University of Louisville, KY) takes it a step further. Published in the Journal of Epidemiology, this study looks at just how badly single...
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POSTED Jan 21, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Becky Ormond
Continuous Proof Men Are Idiots
Listen, I'm not normally a feminist man-basher but this guy's a total ass. You, sir, are lucky you have a woman who can take a joke. If I were her I wouldn't even be alive to say yes - and if I was, you'd be slaughtered for pulling that kind of stunt. I'm so afraid of heights as soon...
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POSTED Jan 21, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Keyshia M
The Girl with the (blank) Tattoo: Tattoo Pros And Cons
There is nothing sexier than a little tattoo strategically placed on a girls body. Girls be warned, it can also become a huge turn off. If you're a girl be very careful what, and where, you place your new tattoo. Here are some of the hottest places for tattoos: Rib cage: it's hard to argue that a...
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POSTED Jan 19, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Silas Dunham
Guy Has Permanent Boner Thanks to Penis Tattoo
Well I hope we all learn our lesson from this one guy. That lesson being, never ever get your junk inked. A 21-year-old Iranian man had Persian script reading borow be salaamat (good luck on your journeys), and the first initial of his girlfriend’s last name (“M”) tattooed on his dick....
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POSTED Jan 17, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Mike Douglas
Condom Subscription Gives You Tons of Condoms, And Good Karma
Do you have enough regular sex that you are in need of a condom delivery service? Well fist let me say, high-five. Second let me say, congratulations on not only having lots of sex, but having lots of safe sex. If this is you, then the Sir Richard's subscription condom service may...
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POSTED Jan 17, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY The College Skinny
Solid Breakup Advice
We here at SUMO pride ourselves on our advice on breakups. While we are good, this guy is great. He is that very honest friend we all wish we had to tell us to just shut up, stop crying, and get the hell over it. Listen to him explain how easy it is to get over an ex. Yeah ok, so it is easier...
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POSTED Jan 17, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY The College Skinny
January 4th Is The Worst Day For Infidelity
Have you noticed a lot of Facebook statuses lately going from In a Relationship to Single? If not, you might after today. According to TheDailyMail, January 4th may top any other day as the worst day for cheating on the calendar. Yesterday 994 unhappily married people decided to look...
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POSTED Jan 17, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY The College Skinny
Life's Little Moments Of Awesomeness: Ta Ta Tattoos
Sometimes you feel like the world's got you down. It always seems to be raining over head and sunny next door. We all go there from time to time and it's a dark place. There is no better way to get out of the slumps than staring at a nice pair of ta-tas. Yup, you heard me ladies, when I...
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POSTED Jan 17, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Silas Dunham
