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The Do's And Don'ts Of Break Ups (Part 1: The Don'ts)

Is it just me, or does it seem like there has been a ridiculous amount of drama with ex’s lately?  Breakups seem to be happening more than ever and we behave as if we don’t know how to control ourselves.  Ladies, it is not okay to act like a crazy bitch (even if you are PMSing).  ...

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Why You Askin' All Them Questions?

Simply put this is the best song/video ever, if not for the hilarious faces that dude makes but also because it's pretty true.  This really is where most relationships go wrong, but it's a pretty easy problem to solve so let me help you out real quick...  Girls: 1) Don't ask stupid...

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This Just In: Marriage Leads to Divorce

Okay no brainer. You're more likely to get divorced if you actually get married. Thanks science. Well, The Journal of Marriage and Family conducted a six-year study that showed a couple's overall well-being decreases after the initial honeymoon stage in a marriage and eventually leads to...

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Girl Walks In On Parent's Getting Busy, Calls Cops

Witnessing your parents boning may be one of the most traumatizing experiences a person can go through but sometimes it's just a fact of life. A disgusting, terrible fact of life. But one Florida teen refused to take this imposition, well...laying down. The fifteen-year-old Panama City girl called...

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It's Time for Some SUMO Dating Advice

Let's be honest, it never hurts to have a little more dating advice.  And all too often it comes from male and female "experts" who, in fact, rarely maintain relationships of their own.  For once, why not hear some tips that are actually true and realistic? This all spawns off some Yahoo...

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7 Reasons You Should Be Single In College

There are countless reasons to stay single through college.  I'd be hard pressed to come up with a list of reasons TO be in a relationship in college really.  Anyway, here are 7 of my reasons you should be ridin' solo for your 4 year, several thousand dollar cover charge party, that you...

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5 Things You Can Do In The Next 30 Seconds To Give Your Girlfriend A Real Orgasm

After reading Pixley J’s blog "5 Reasons To Stop Faking-It In Bed", I had to change my New Year’s Resolution. My new resolution is to rid the world of the fake orgasm (I guess I’ll never learn how to ride a bike). To that end, I am proud to present: 5 Things You Can Do In The Next 30 Seconds To...

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When Harry Met Sally and Carrie Met Big, How Romantic Comedies Ruin Women

Hi, my name is Jessica, and I am a chick flick and Sex & The City addict. Last night, succumbing to my addiction, I stayed in with my two favorite boyfriends, Ben & Jerry. Knee deep in some Chunky Monkey, I was flipping through the channels on television when I had an awful realization: all...

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Easiest Birth Control I've Come Across

After devouring froyo last night, my roommates and I decided to snuggle up and watch a lighthearted RomCom to give us some hope on love lives. After about fifteen minutes of deliberation through the OnDemand menu, we somehow threw our hands up and chose the new J.Lo flick, The Back-Up Plan. The...

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Pay Up, Chump

In the midst of our generation's tragic decline in traditional dating, I've recently discovered a new, supplementary trend forming. Now, whenever a couple does go out, however rarely it may be, more often than not the guy doesn't pay. Excuse my French, but what the eff is that about fellas? Maybe...

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