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National > Sex & Dating
Embrace The Whiskey Dick With 'Whiskey Dick' Lube
Whiskey dick is a pandemic. Gentlemen, we go too hard and end up unable to get hard. Don't try and sit there like you've got no idea what I'm talking about. You indulge in one or ten too many drinks, take the hottest girl home and can't perform. It happens to the best of us, so...
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POSTED May 17, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Silas Dunham
Hey Fellas, Which One Of You Wants To Deflower This 70 Year Old Virgin?
Giving new definition to the term "late bloomer," a seventy year old woman in England is ready to get down and dirty and finally lose her virginity. Pam Shaw, also known by her stage name of Sexational Pam, claims that despite her career as a cabaret singer, has never had sex. Apparently, Shaw was...
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POSTED May 13, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Hannah Poster
Let's Get Cooking: Finding A Date In The Grocery Store
My school’s student body is currently 67 percent female. Yes. 67 percent. And probably about half of that 33 percent male population is busy looking for other males. I’ve been told Boston is one of the number one cities to meet eligible singles. So where the hell are they?As a girl who is almost...
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POSTED May 09, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Angelica Davila
Meet An Inmate Dating Site
You know who makes a good girlfriend? A woman in jail, hopefully for life. Why? Because they never nag, you can always go out with your friends, and you only have to see her in conjugal visits. Sound like a dream? Then you should try Meet-An-Inmate.com, the site that matches...
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POSTED May 08, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Mike Douglas
Bar Refaeli Sells Underwear The Right Way, By Getting Naked
Bar Refaeli is doing everything right. The super model turned underwear designer, knows how to sell lingerie, and that way is by wearing none at all. Check out her latest ads for Under.me Hmm... yes. Apparently these images are stills from a new television ad coming out for the line, which...
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POSTED May 04, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Mike Douglas
Kate Upton Falls To #2: Beat By Melanie Iglesias And Lisa Ramos
Oh hell yes. There is a Cat Daddy battle going down, and it looks like every hot chick is going to throw their hat into the ring. Melanie Iglesias And Lisa Ramos posted their version, and I gotta say, while Kate is hot, these two are just stupidly hot, and they have the superior moves....
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POSTED May 03, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Mike Douglas
Pros and Cons: Summertime Sex
It’s no secret that summer time makes people feel sexy. Warm weather usually means day drinking, less clothing, and extra endorphins due to sunshine. Which generally leads to one thing: SEX. While summer sex is arguable the best kind, there are certain ways for it to go wrong. So before you get...
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POSTED Apr 30, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Georgia Lobb
What Your Facebook Profile Is Saying About You
Name, picture, basic information; that’s all your Facebook page is really providing about you, right? Incorrecto, fellows. Your Facebook profile may be saying more about you than you even realize. If you find that you are committing any of these Facebook Felonies, boys, it may be time to reevaluate...
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POSTED Apr 22, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Corinne Sullivan
Study Shows One In Ten People Accidentally Sext The Wrong Person
As if you needed anymore reason to think sexting is a bad call, according to a recent study from the UK, one in ten self proclaimed "sexters" have sent a naughty text to the wrong person. The study also revealed that men are more likely to accidentally sext than women, 12 percent of people say they...
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POSTED Apr 20, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Hannah Poster
How To Be The Kind Of Girlfriend Everyone Hates
Sometimes, we all get sick of being the girlfriend everyone likes. Why not mix it up and become "that" girl. You know, the girl who just won't quit being awful. Here's how. Document everything. Take a picture of the two of you at your favorite restaurant together, at a football game together, at...
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POSTED Apr 19, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Corinne Sullivan
