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Worst Book Ever: This One.

Here's the guide GO TO EUROPE. Are you an anatomical girl? They will hit on you. Case closed. Also, note to the illustrator, way to make all European men look like date rapists zombies. Please ladies, read a real book and find a nice boy.  

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Meet The Parents

So let's say you've taken my golden nuggets of wisdom and applied them to your life. Being the dating expert that I am, they will all have been great successes and you are now known as a dating god. You are now happy, in love, constantly impressing your significant other and about to reach a...

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B.U. Asks You to Please Stop Masturbating

While we know this photo has been around for a bit (and are pretty sure it's not real) it is still hysterical.  Yeah, stop whacking off in the showers B.U. students.

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Take Me Out Tonight

This past week marked a very important landmark in my dear friend’s life: her very first date! Initially, I was a little surprised to find out that at 20 years old, the girl had never been on a real date before. But then, I thought, I guess I myself have only been on two. Maybe three…Gasp! Is the...

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A Spoonful of Sugar

Everyone’s heard the phrase, “Honesty is the best policy” and if you’ve been following along, you’ll know by now that sometimes I’ll advocate a little white lie here and there. But recently I’ve realized just how far a bit of honesty can take you.We all want to be thought of as cool, confident and...

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Southern Comfort: Not Just For Drinkin'

Now that we’ve laid down a few starting points for our future sordid love affairs, let’s talk about what to do when you’re finally on that prized date. Boys, this one’s for you.I have lived in Texas my entire life, and after moving to Boston I realized there were several things I took for granted...

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The Do's and Don'ts of Literary Lovin'

I am a total nerd who loves to spend her spare time in a bookstore, and as I was soaking in some knowledge at my nearest Borders this afternoon, I realized that a bookstore can be the perfect place to find someone with similar interests. Like the grocery store, a bookstore is also divided into...

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Park Your Heart in Harvard Yard

When I first moved to Boston, many of my friends back home demanded I find myself a Harvard man. Stereotypically, they’re intelligent, poised, well-mannered and active in sports like lacrosse or water polo, so, really, what else could a girl be asking for? Of course, it’s now my third year in...

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Let's Get Cooking

My schools student body is currently 67 percent female. Yes. 67 percent. And probably about half of that 33 percent male population is busy looking for other males. I’ve been told Boston is one of the best cities to meet eligible singles. So where the hell are they? As a girl who is almost...

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I Think This Calls For a "I Wanna Be In You" Joke

(Via Craigslist New York)  Inception themed casual encounter - w4m - 25 (SoHo) Date: 2010-08-07, 10:19AM EDT Reply To This Post I'm looking for someone to receive the rim job of their lives. I want this to be a special occasion and I want you to come dressed as your favorite character from...

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