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National > Endless Weekend
The 9 Types of Drunks
Alcohol is like a box of chocolates; you’ll never know what you’re going to get. Or something like that. Booze is kind of like those fictitious pharm parties that new stations always carry on about to get the panties of PTO moms into a twist. You never really know what kind of emotions this...
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POSTED Jun 08, 2012 IN Endless Weekend
BY Corinne Sullivan
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Kick It Festival Coming To Boardwalk Skate Park
Ellen's Heart and Soul, a non-profit that benefits cancer patients and their families, is excited to announce a summer skate and culture festival called “Kick It! Summer Skate Festival 2012” in collaboration with Boardwalk Skate Park and luxury loungewear company Miles High...
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POSTED Jun 02, 2012 IN Events
BY The College Skinny
An Ode To Karaoke
It happens sometimes in the shower. It happens sometimes in the car. But when it does happen, when you’re gripping the wheel or a bar of soap and belting out Adele’s “Someone Like You” with the fervor of a scorned tween lover/reality television singing show contestant, you can almost swear the soul...
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POSTED May 29, 2012 IN Endless Weekend
BY Corinne Sullivan
I'm Going To The Ukraine. Soviet SUMO To Launch?
Hey SUMOs, its been a while. I have been pretty busy recently, what with finishing up student teaching and preparing for the future and the end of my youth and all that. In order to forestall the inevitable despair of being a REAL adult (whatever that means) and doing adult type things (...
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6 Types Of Drunk Texts
Red solo cups and cell phones don’t mix. It’s as simple as that. But once that magical brew starts flowing through you, the ill-advised text messages begin to fly. Yes, you can always just blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol baby, but the bottom line is: you drink, you text, you lose. How many of...
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POSTED May 10, 2012 IN Endless Weekend
BY Corinne Sullivan
How To Celebrate Cinco De Mayo
Guys, it's Saturday; but it's not only Saturday, it's mofukkin Cinco De Mayo. I know some of you have finals and are studying this week and whatever but forget that shit, Cinco De Mayo doesn't fall on a Saturday every day so STFU, you've got drinking to do. Here's the plan: Start drinking...
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POSTED May 05, 2012 IN Events
BY Courtney McCullough
Bacardi Plus Fest Bringing Free Concerts To A City Near You This Friday
You know what stuff is the best stuff? Free stuff- and free concerts are about as good as it gets. Clearly Bacardi knows this because they're throwing a bunch of free concerts this Friday in 10 different cities. The whole thing is called Bacardi Plus Festival, and it's all going...
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POSTED Apr 30, 2012 IN Events
BY Courtney McCullough
How To Tarnish Your College Reputation
As another school year draws to a close, a little self-reflection is usually in order. Did you reach your spiritual and scholastic potential? Did you makes strides towards a promising future and forge meaningful bonds with your peers? Did you drunkenly tangle tongues with copious amounts of...
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POSTED Apr 30, 2012 IN Endless Weekend
BY Corinne Sullivan
An Ode To Day Drinking
Nothing beats day drinking. Nothing. I mean, what could be more tantalizingly naughty than being intoxicated during the day, when one is supposed to be lucid and contributing to society? It’s just so deviant, so socially unacceptable. Participating in such an activity after college...
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POSTED Apr 26, 2012 IN Endless Weekend
BY Corinne Sullivan
Hey Science, Make This Vacuum Tube Travel Real
A flight from New York to China takes an average of 16 hours. What if we could cut that down to two? The guys over at ET3 want to make that a reality. ET3, or Evacuated Tube Transport Technologies, is currently working on a vacuum tube travel system that could haul passengers ...
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POSTED Apr 19, 2012 IN Travel
BY Stacey Leasca
