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National > Health & Fitness
Smoking Hot Guy Wants Me to Touch My Boobs. Ok, I'm In
For those of you who didn't know, it is breast cancer awareness month. The statistics are nothing short of staggering. According to BreastCancer.org, 1 in 8 women in the U.S. will develop invasive breast cancer in her lifetime. Nearly 40,000 women died of breast cancer in 2010. 70...
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POSTED Oct 14, 2011 IN Health & Fitness
BY Stacey Leasca
WARNING: Phillip Winikoff Is Not a Real Breast Examiner
Oh Florida. You can't be naive enough to fall for a scam like "door-to-door breast examiner," can you? Apparently, the existence and arrest of Phillip Winikoff answers that question for me. According to the Orlando Sentinel, "Phillip Winikoff, 81, was accused in April...
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POSTED Oct 12, 2011 IN Health & Fitness
BY The College Skinny
Midterm Survival Guide: Seven Tips For Making It Through The Week
I witnessed dozens of students sleeping in the library, unkept hair and t-shirts paired with sweatpants as a new fashion statement this past week. Clearly, some students on campus is suffering through midterms. For those students, sorry you missed out -- but there's still hope for those who have...
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POSTED Oct 07, 2011 IN Health & Fitness
BY Ilyasah N Shabazz
Reebok Paying Out $25M For Their Toning Claims
Reebok is a bunch of liars according to the Federal Trade Commission. The FTC is coming after the shoe company for their claims that their Toning Shoe can give you the ass of an angel. According to The Globe, "A complaint filed yesterday by the Federal Trade Commission said the Canton...
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POSTED Sep 29, 2011 IN Health & Fitness
BY Stacey Leasca
Newest Masterbation Weight: Free Flexor
Finally the Shake Weight has been out done. Now we have a more life-like penis weight. The Free Flexor. Yes, this is a real work out system. Seriously world, you're going to let this happen. What on earth has this world come to? "Once you get it swinging, it goes deep" Really, nothing penisey...
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POSTED Sep 29, 2011 IN Health & Fitness
BY The College Skinny
How To Deal With The Flu in College
The college cold is the gift that keeps on giving. Once one person in your dorm, class or anyone on campus gets infected, it spreads faster than that weird bird flu virus in Contagion. While we'd all love to find patient zero and kick their ass, we can't, because we are all now lying on our near-...
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POSTED Sep 20, 2011 IN Health & Fitness
BY Stacey Leasca
I Ate Beans, Someone Get Me a Fart Neutralizing Pad
Look, I'm just gonna say it. I got one smelly ass. Don't even lie, there are some days when you have a seriously smelly ass too. For those days when you know you have a big meeting, a hot date, or just know what you ate is going to produce some toxic gas, pick up a Subtle Butt pad. The pads...
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POSTED Sep 19, 2011 IN Health & Fitness
BY The College Skinny
From Soft Flubbah to Tough Mudder: My Runner Rebirth
My very first article I ever wrote for this website was about the Tough Mudder race. At the time, I thought, wow, thats ridiculous, what kind of he-man or he-woman could possibly subject themselves to this madness? Fire? Electricity? Fire Hoses? Indeed, this is madness...
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POSTED Sep 13, 2011 IN Health & Fitness
BY Dan Hall
Colleges Going Smoke Free, in The Most Annoying Way Possible
The world is becoming a smoke-free place. No longer can you imbibe in a post-dinner smoke in Boston, New York, LA, even Paris. Rhode Island has even banned smoking in all public beaches and parks. While I love the idea of a smoke-free world, I would like to do so politely, and allow...
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POSTED Sep 01, 2011 IN Health & Fitness
BY Stacey Leasca
Old Spice Mano a Mano in El Bano Going Down Today
Fabio Vs. Mustafa. The good smelling fight of the century. Who's side are you on? Have no clue what the hell I'm talking about? Video 1 contender: Fabio Video 2 Contender: Real Old Spice Guy While I am team Mustafa, I kind of have to admit, Fabio does a pretty good job. Maybe he can...
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POSTED Jul 26, 2011 IN Health & Fitness
BY The College Skinny
