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The Best New Winter Accessory: The Beardo

Winter is coming, keep your chin area warm with The Beardo. This is sweet. I support anyone who makes the life decision to wear an accessory like this.  Also, feel free to buy me one here for Christmas. 

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Put A Little Dress In Your Step

Sometimes you have to take off the Nike Dunks and dress up a bit. Maybe you have a presentation in class or want to take your chica out for something fancier than pizza slices. These fall styles are perfect for dressing up a bit. (from top left to right) Frank Wright Thompson Lace-Up Shoe: ...

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Cool Product of the Day: Shwood Glasses

In my days I've seen some pretty cool products come and go. When I was introduced to this product by my brother I was skeptical at first. Wooden Sunglasses? However with a bit of research I quickly changed my mind. Shwood glasses are perfectly crafted and designed and even with the $100+ price tag...

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Man Style: The Scarf

These days you don’t see many men wearing scarves, which is unfortunate. With the winter chill already approaching, scarves are the perfect accessory to fight the cold and look good doing it. But hey, even without the threat of icy weather, scarves are a still sleek way to class up. There is a near...

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The Guys Guide to Fall Fashion

Hey, it’s September and with this new month comes a new season. And with a new season comes a dope new wardrobe, if you live in an area that actually gets cold when it’s supposed to. So in honor of this change, we bring you a broken down guide to essential Fall men’s clothes, shoes, and...

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Now You Can Shart With Confidence

Saw this this AM... Clearly, I had to do a little investigative reporting. What the hell is this mythical fart fighting underwear called Shreddies? "Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear gives you peace of mind when an upset stomach, trapped wind or IBS could cause embarrassment during social...

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Real Men Drive Minivans

When people see me walking down the street, exuding nothing but pure swagger, they often times will wonder what kind of car I drive. A BMW? Audi? Maserati? Hell no. I kick it in an ’04 Toyota Sienna.  There myriad benefits to driving this mom-mobile, many of which you would not think of...

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Johnnie Cake’s Guide To Manscaping Part 3: The Big Show

Ladies and Gentlemen, the moment you have all been waiting for has arrived. While I hope you enjoyed Part 1: The Face and Part 2: The Body, we all know that this is really what you’re here for, so without further ado, I and my esteemed team of researchers here at Sumo Laboratories present to you...

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Johnnie Cake’s Guide To Manscaping Part 2: The Body

If you missed “Part One: The Face”, you should check that out before moving on to part two. When it comes to manscaping it’s always important to start from the top and work your way down. After all, it’s much more likely she’ll be kissing your face than your pecks, despite what Internet porn has...

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Johnnie Cake’s Guide To Manscaping Part 1: The Face

While discussing my previous blog on “5 Things You Can Do In The Next 30 Seconds To Get Laid This Weekend”, a friend of mine, let’s call him Chester, remarked to me that his cupcake felt “like it was on fire”. For those of you who haven’t spent much time in the Boston area, a man’s “cupcake” is the...

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