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Fitted Clothes Aren't Just For Girls: Men's Suits Get Tailored for 2012

Mens clothes seem to consist of sweats and sports tees for most days of their college careers. I hope those trends are left behind after May and that I can look forward to seeing men in sleek business attire. As the first week of 2012 begins, it's time to take a look towards those in men's fashion...

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Stack Your Money In The Sprayground Money Stack Duffle

We're all balling on a budget and now, thanks to Sprayground, we can all look like we have a bag stacked high with the bills.  The Sprayground Money Stack Duffle is the prefect bag for a trip to the city or for all your ski gear for a weekend away. With reenforced shoulder straps...

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New Air Jordans Causing Mass Chaos

If one shoe was going to cause mass chaos, of course it would be Jordans.  According to SeattlePi, people are freaking the F out over the release of the limited edition Nike Air Jordan 11 "Concord".  "What began as a fight in line for new shoes ended with police deploying pepper spray to...

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Nike Zoom Kobe VII’s (Christmas Game Shoes) Revealed

So it's that time of year again where Kobe reveals some ugly sneakers he's going to wear for his Christmas day game (like a douche bag), but to everyones surprise, this year they're not all that ugly. I have to give credit where credit is due, they're kinda fucking dope, but I'm...

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Boxers That Will Guarantee You Not Getting Laid

Let's get something clear, right off the bat: The internet, and personal experience, has brought me to several boxer shorts that are absolutely absurd and will guarantee you never "sealing the deal" with a woman. 1. Skid Marks EW. The only thing worse than these is probably the person that gave...

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The Duffaluffagus Bag: Taking Wheelie Bag To A New Level

With the holidays around the corner and traveling is inevitable, it's time you upgrade your bag to the Duffaluffagus bag.  The Duff takes your classic duffle bag to a whole nother level. Large enough to hold a hippo but small enough to pass as a carry on. Duff also has some hidden...

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Man Attacked By Seagulls Because Of His Sweet Stache

Mustaches are all the rage. In case you live under a rock, it's Movember, get on board, grow a stache. Unless of course, it attacts seagulls, like Chris Wells stache did.  The 57-year-old's mustache attracted some unwanted rats of the sea, who mistook his mustache for a tasty treat.  "I...

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Is Your Mustache Criminal?

We all know it's Movember, which means 95% of dudes you know will be growing staches. The other 5% can't grow one and blame it on their "girlfriend" not wanting it.  We all know mustaches are awesome, but is your mustache about to commit a crime? Let's look at this very statistically accurate...

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Movember

What do all real men, generation through generation, have in common? Einstein, Brad Pitt, Sean Connery, Joe Namath, and I'm sure even your father at one point had one. Can't come up with an answer? It's that beautifully trimmed, tamed, left to grow bushy and long, that patch of hair...

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The Best New Winter Accessory: The Beardo

Winter is coming, keep your chin area warm with The Beardo. This is sweet. I support anyone who makes the life decision to wear an accessory like this.  Also, feel free to buy me one here for Christmas. 

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