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These Divine Rags Are... Divine

When someone asked me where I got this fabulous outfit I am wearing, I wish I would shout from the rooftops, "DIVINE RAGS!!!!" and let out a laugh life the owner does. Sadly, I am not sure where this divinely fabulous place is. Perhaps, it only exists in fantasy.  Courtney Stoddard called...

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Fashion Up in Flames, How Chanel is Trying to Kill You

Sometimes fashion gets really bizarre, but this is just kind of hilarious. According to Racked.com, Chanel is recalling 120 scarves and 34 dresses, all for not meeting code from the federal flammability standard. As in, this fashion is so hot it could go up in flames! According to a press release...

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Now You Can Shart With Confidence

Saw this this AM... Clearly, I had to do a little investigative reporting. What the hell is this mythical fart fighting underwear called Shreddies? "Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear gives you peace of mind when an upset stomach, trapped wind or IBS could cause embarrassment during social...

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Girls With Big Butts: Watch Out For "The Butt Slasher"

Kim Kardashian.... Nicki Minaj....Rihanna... be on the lookout. There is a serial Butt Slasher on the loose. Actually, I'm really not kidding. This crazy guy is wanted in Fairfax County, Virginia on charges of butt slashing. Apparently he is distracting women, by creating some diversion and when...

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Real Men Drive Minivans

When people see me walking down the street, exuding nothing but pure swagger, they often times will wonder what kind of car I drive. A BMW? Audi? Maserati? Hell no. I kick it in an ’04 Toyota Sienna.  There myriad benefits to driving this mom-mobile, many of which you would not think of...

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Patti Smith: My Fall Fashion Muse

Good books are kind of like Tarot cards for me. There is a magic to what you pick up, when you pick it up, and what the message is for your life. Lately I've been yearning to start sewing again, which is perhaps why I chose to read Just Kids last month, the National Book Award winner by Patti Smith...

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Open Pandora's Box: The Charm Bracelet of all Charm Bracelets

Okay, so I would just like to put it out there that I do realize Pandora bracelets have been around for a while. That being said, I know more people that have Pandora bracelets now than I ever have before. Just about everyone has heard of them at this point. If you are a girl, and have no idea what...

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Wordboner, Express Yourself On Your Chest

Wordboner is not your mama’s t-shirt store. The company focuses on typography, design, and most importantly awesome quotes that get you thinking. Remember those shirts we all rocked in sixth grade? The one’s that said “Angel” and “Goddess?” It’s okay you don’t have to admit you actually owned...

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Johnnie Cake’s Guide To Manscaping Part 3: The Big Show

Ladies and Gentlemen, the moment you have all been waiting for has arrived. While I hope you enjoyed Part 1: The Face and Part 2: The Body, we all know that this is really what you’re here for, so without further ado, I and my esteemed team of researchers here at Sumo Laboratories present to you...

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Johnnie Cake’s Guide To Manscaping Part 2: The Body

If you missed “Part One: The Face”, you should check that out before moving on to part two. When it comes to manscaping it’s always important to start from the top and work your way down. After all, it’s much more likely she’ll be kissing your face than your pecks, despite what Internet porn has...

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