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Three Men Branded With Jack Daniel's, For Life
Let me get this straight, you walked into an event hosted by Jack Daniel's, where they are branding people, and you didn't expect to get burned? Ok, you deserve what you got.... According to PerthNow, three Austrialian men (it's making more sense now) were all admitted to the burn unit after taking...
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POSTED Dec 21, 2011 IN Stuff
BY Mike Douglas
Ultimate Girlfriend Gift Guide
It’s about to be that time of the year again: the second most mall visits because girlfriends are returning all the god-awful presents their boyfriends gave them for the holidays. You should doubt every swipe of your credit card (…or the quiet cricket-like sound coming from your bank account.)...
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POSTED Dec 10, 2011 IN Stuff
BY Jessica Corrado
OO SH%# I Forgot to Study
This isn't a dream, this is a very real reality for many students coming up in finals season. So what do you do if you spent the majority of class time cruising Facebook and realized you have half assed notes which are mostly doodles anyway? If you have a couple days you should be fine....
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POSTED Dec 09, 2011 IN Stuff
BY Stacey Leasca
Tuesday's Talk Of The Town: Finals
Dear Sumos, As the library becomes your new home and caffeine becomes your best friend - remember: What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. Signed, A Sumo That Cares
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POSTED Dec 06, 2011 IN Stuff
BY Ilyasah N Shabazz
8 Facebook Habits You Should Ditch Immediately
Never be that obnoxious person on Facebook again. Please. 1. "Liking" Your Own Status -- Obviously you like it, you fucking wrote it. And it just makes you look like an idiot because it probably isn't even very cool. If whatever you've written is comedy gold or something you can "like" it, but...
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POSTED Dec 05, 2011 IN Stuff
BY Kellie Quinn
Beyond Black Friday: 7 Commandments for Relaxed Holiday Shopping
Seriously, I think Black Friday is ridiculous, and it seems to get worse and worse every year. When did it become normal for stores to open at 10 pm or midnight after Thanksgiving? Why is it acceptable that people get trampled, sent to jail, and shot just to get the best discounts? The...
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The 411 on Black Friday
You better all be stuffing your faces today because tomorrow is a big day. It's the biggest shopping day of the year for that matter. What will you be getting? The hot ticketed items are all about technology. - Computers are a lot cheaper. We're talking around $500 for a laptop with all the basics...
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POSTED Nov 24, 2011 IN Stuff
BY Gwen Poppe
Bath Salts: That New New High
Ever been high enough to break into someones house and deck it out with Christmas decorations? Yea, me neither. Do you want to get high on whatever it is that can get you high enough to break into someones house and deck it out with Christmas decorations? Yea, me too. So how do we...
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POSTED Nov 17, 2011 IN Stuff
BY Courtney McCullough
How to Survive a Group Project
The group project is the bane of every college students existence. It can be hell for many reasons. 1. You can't pick your group. 2. You do pick your group, and end friendships over not being able to work together. 3. Someone always does all the work. 4. Everyone's schedule is different. Guess...
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POSTED Nov 16, 2011 IN Stuff
BY Stacey Leasca
Douchebag Directions to Taking a Piss
Are you a huge douche? Do you need instructions on how to take a piss? Of course you do, you already said you are a huge douche. Here you go, instructions via Pleated Jeans.
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POSTED Oct 01, 2011 IN Stuff
BY The College Skinny
