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Happy Monday, Here's A Kid Burning His Nipples Off With The Salt And Ice Challenge
Seriously, what is wrong with kids these days? Back in my day, when we wanted to put ourselves in danger we would steal some cigarettes and hang out with creepy high school boys, but now kids are drinking hand sanitizer and burning their nipples off. Yes, you read that correctly, burning their...
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POSTED Apr 30, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
Make Your Cat Suck Less By Buying It This Awesome Turntable Scratching Post
I really don't have much to say to you if you're a cat person (except look at your life, look at your choices). But, now I do see one awesome perk of having a cat. This new, hilarious scratching post that looks like a turntable. Watch your cat mix it up on the ones and twos while also providing...
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POSTED Apr 27, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
Ultimate Craigslist Ad: A Grand Am Fit For Chuck Norris
We all know there are golden Craigslist ads buried within its depths, waiting for the watchful eye to pick them out and spread across the internet. Between bizarre job postings and dinosaur fantasies, there is plenty to be shared amongst friends. But this ad for a 1995 Pontiac...
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POSTED Apr 27, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Liam Feldstein
Family Sings 'Bohemian Rhapsody' On The Way To School, Takes Award For Cutest Car Ride Ever
Capturing people rocking out to Queen's mega-hit 'Bohemian Rhapsody' is nothing new. That being said, this video is by far the cutest rendition I have ever seen. First off, this dad is amazing and I want to marry him and have lots of musical babies with him. Second of all, these kids are bad-...
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POSTED Apr 27, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
How To Have A Terrible Night Out
We all have those nights. You know which ones I’m talking about. The ones where you feel fat, and the party is too crowded, some rando is trying to grind himself up on you in the corner, and you’re just not having it. Aren’t those just the greatest? Well, here’s how you can assure that every night...
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POSTED Apr 25, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Corinne Sullivan
No You're Not Dreaming, Weed Vending Machines Are Now A Thing
4/20 has come and gone, but fear not, my good stoners, there is excellent news on the horizon. Dispense Labs, a California-based company is releasing marijuana dispensing vending machines. Their goal is to offer round-the-clock availability to their customer's who cannot access normal business...
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POSTED Apr 22, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
Coachella Slip N Slide Champion Fail (VIDEO)
This clip just made my day and it's not even noon. Seriously, this is the funniest shit I've come across from Coachella 2012. Just check this babe eating it not once, but twice, on a huge Slip N' Slide. Oh and I guess it's a little NSFW, cause girlfriend loses her entire bathing...
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POSTED Apr 21, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Liam Feldstein
Happy Weekend, Here's A Cow Making A Llama Laugh
It's the Saturday after 4/20, let's all just take some time to relax and enjoy the simple things in life. Like interspecies friendship. Check out this llama losing its shit (figuratively speaking) after hearing a cow moo. And yes, it is as weird and amazing as it sounds. Also, how did I not know...
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POSTED Apr 21, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
How I Met Your Mother: Craigslist Edition
No one likes to think of their parents having sex. It's just not natural; like genetically mutated fruit, or Katy Perry. But, since we all got here by our parent's boning, at least it's nice to imagine it happened in a nice, respectable, non-one night stand manner. Well, that will not be the case...
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POSTED Apr 16, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
Girl Blown Away By Jetstream (VIDEO)
This video is blowing up all over the internet and for good reason. I could watch this girl eat concrete over and over and over. Seriously, just push 5 again and again to watch her crush her grill in real time, then 6 to watch it once more in slow-mo. This could be the biggest fail of...
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POSTED Apr 11, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Liam Feldstein
