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Happy Saturday, Here's Some Cupcakes That Look Like Poop
It's pretty hard to make a cupcake unappealing. But, making it look like a steaming pile of turd certainly does the trick. The good folks over at Buzzfeed have compiled an extensive list of poop-esque pastries and I'm not embarrassed to say I would probably eat all of them. Call me crazy but I...
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POSTED May 19, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
Happy Friday-Here's A Banana Getting Tattooed (VIDEO)
Bananas are good for lots of things- being delicious, teaching high school kids to put on condoms, but this is something I've never seen before. Check out this banana getting all tatted up like it's a potassium filled Travis Barker.
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POSTED May 18, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
Watch This Dude Chug A Bottle Of Jager In 30 Seconds (And Do Lots Of Other Gross Stuff)
We all knew that kid in school who was willing to eat, drink or essentially do anything in order to get some laughs. Well, this is what these kids look like all grown up. Meet Shoenice, and here he is chugging a bottle of Jagermeister. Honestly, besides never wanting to drink Jager again, I...
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POSTED May 17, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
Gund Releases New Boo The Dog Stuffed Animal
In case you didn't know this (or anything) about me, I love puppies. Almost more than anything, to be honest. So, as you might guess, I've spent many hours wishing I could own the adorable fluffball that is Boo the Dog. And, since my dognapping plans have fallen short, I guess the next best...
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POSTED May 14, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
This Belongs Here: Bear Cub Conga Line (VIDEO)
When they're older and fully grown, bears can be scary motherlickers. Big, menacing jaws and deep growls can make any man piss his panties with fear. But like all animals, bears start off as cute little bastards. Teeny, fuzzy balls of fur just kicking it in pens, starting love...
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POSTED May 12, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Liam Feldstein
Some Genius Legally Changes His Name To Tyrannosaurus Rex Because It's "Cool"
There are a lot of stupid people in the world, this is nothing new. However, the new heights (or should I say lows) that people will go to continues to amaze me. Today's example? A 23-year-old Nebraska man legally changed his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex to sound "cooler" and help him get a leg up in...
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POSTED May 09, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
Watch This Cat Get Pwnd By A Fish (VIDEO)
I think I've made it very clear what my feelings regarding cats are. Which is why I love to see those furry little assholes get what's coming to them and it's even better when it comes from an unexpected source. Check out this cat get straight up bitch (or shall I say, fish) slapped. If you'...
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POSTED May 05, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
Brew Cave: The Walk In Beer Cooler
While I scoured the internet instead of studying for finals I found this gem of a product that I will definitely be purchasing for my man cave in a few years. Sure every man cave has a dart board, a great flat screen TV and sports memorabilia but does any man cave that you know of...
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POSTED May 05, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Travis Brisbois
5 Things To Do Instead Of Studying For Finals
Finals are the worst, and studying for them sucks. Thankfully I'm a grown ass woman and I don't have to deal with that anymore, but I still feel your pain so here are five things you can do instead of studying for finals. Prank call your mom - I know guys, I know, but trust me on this one. My...
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POSTED May 02, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Courtney McCullough
Nothing To See Here, Just A Horse Wearing Jeans
I have no context or further information on this picture, but as the title says, here is a horse rocking some sick bootcut denim. Because this is the 21st century and horses can do anything they want, dammit. And, in honor of this amazing and perplexing picture, here are some other pictures of...
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POSTED Apr 30, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
