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WORD OF THE WEEK!

I know its a "big person" word but it's fun to say.Word-cal·li·py·gous(Which spell check does not recognize as a word)Definition- Having shapely buttocksUsage- She was so callipygous, I almost died of crack overdose.  

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How to Draw an Owl

Oh.. Really? Thank god my hands have a mind of their own.

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What Boggles My Mind

Hey, do what you gotta do, and flaunt what you got. But when you don’t got it, please, spare us all, and don’t flaunt it. So, what really boggles my mind, is whales. Beached whales.    I babysit for a family of three, and I took them to the pool at the yacht club the other day, to run...

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James Franco Just Gave me a Headache and an Epileptic Seizure

Alright James Franco.. that's enough out of you. The guy just doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. Author, PHD student (twice) actor, host, now some sort of terrible musician. Check out Franco's new music video for his song Rising.  Ahhh God, it's so terrible. It makes my head hurt in weird...

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You look flexible...Heteroflexible

Hey pals and gals! This week's word is something you might have experienced or saw happen in your college career but didn't know the name for it. It can easily be applied to guys and girls. Word: Heteroflexible Definition: You are straight, but shit happens. AKA Emerson College's saying Gay by May...

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Find the Right Rental

I’m going to go ahead and say that finding a new apartment is in my “top 5 most stressful things I have to do” list. It’s time consuming, at most times unclear, and terrifying all in one, which is why I am pumped to have found RightRental.com. The site not only lets me cruise local listings...

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Wrist Breaker, You Got The Best of Me

I made it back alive from LA Pride! Saw some fierce drag queens from RuPauls Drag Race, D-list celebs, and enough drunk queens to last me til San Fran Pride. I also heard a phrase I had not heard in a while: "Wrist breaker" or "He breaks his wrists" Just watch the vid. (Unless you get offended by...

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The Top 5 Beer Pong House Rules of All Time

Everyone has their own set of beer pong rules that they love, but here are five of my favorites that I have encountered over the years. #5: The Naked Lap  You’ve played against them: they’re that couple snuggling when they should be shooting, or those two blacked out freshmen. Either way,...

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How to Beat New England Record Heat

If you're like me and from New England, we don't do very well in the heat. We complain more than anything about the cold, but when the sun starts to shine and the birds begin to chirp, we start the complain train all over again. Today is no different. Boston, NYC pretty much all of the North East...

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Work The Room With The W.o.W

Happy Humpday! There are two of my all time favorite words! Watch and learn. Words:The house down and Huntie Definition: The house down- Basically and extended exclamation point        Huntie- Country-slang for 'honey' can be used to replace 'girl', 'boy' and ...

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