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Hidden Valley Looks To Make Ranch Dressing America's Favorite Condiment

Ranch dressing afficionados Hidden Valley are gunning for America's number one condiment spot-one that is currently held by reigning champion, ketchup. Hidden Valley has just launched a campaign called "Ranch for everything," in hopes of becoming the most popular condiment in America. With the new...

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Why Eat Pizza When You Could Eat...Hot Dog Stuffed Pizza?

In what will surely haunt vegan's dreams for eternity, Pizza Hut in the UK is now serving pizza with hot dog crusts. Last Friday Pizza Hut announced their " pig-in-a-blanket pizza, or as they refer to it "a succulent hot dog stuffed crust with a FREE mustard drizzle (oh boy!) No word on when or if...

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It's The Freakin' Weekend, So Here's Some Peanut Butter And Jelly Vodka

Those that know me know one main thing about my drinking habits- I like my vodka and I like it a lot. I do not discriminate, I will just as gladly drink Rubinoff as Grey Goose. Birthday cake vodka? Yeah, been there, done that. Black Pepper vodka? Yeah, I hated it, but by god I tried it. Essentially...

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How To Drown Your Sorrows: Make Moonshine

It's Monday. Why not drown your sorrows in Moonshine? Here's how.

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To Whoever Thought Chicken And Waffles Syrup For Drinks Was Okay- We Need To Have A Talk

Oh sweet. Way to go world. Way to ruin Chicken and Waffles, one of the three things that brings me joy on hungover Saturday and Sunday mornings. Way to just take a huge, steaming dump all over it. Honestly, who thought of this? Who had the balls to stand up in some Torani team meeting and be...

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Kraft Changes Name To Mondelēz International, Inc., Still Not Classy

In 'nice try, but you're still as American as underage drinking' news, Kraft has decided to change their name to Mondelēz International, Inc.  The name change has come about as 'a means to evoke a delicious world' (so says their press release). Whatever Kraft, you could...

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Pizza Cones: Good Invention or Best Invention?

I can pretty much get behind anything with the word "pizza" in it, so you can only imagine how excited I was to learn of the newest craze in the pizza world (that's a thing, right?) Anyway, some genius decided to breed a pizza with an ice cream cone, and thus a culinary star was born. Ladies and...

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5 Gross Food That You're Probably Eating

I read an interesting article today when I was on Twitter, “The 5 Grossest Things You’re Eating”. I clicked the link and the page opened to Women’s Health. I was completely shocked at what I found out and decided to share with everyone the pain I feel inside about some of my favorite foods....

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Coors Making Iced-Tea Flavored Beer

What? What the?  I am both confused, and intrigued.  Coors Light just announced they are introducing this new confusing alcoholic beverage. The... refreshing?... beer is caffeine free and contains 4 percent alcohol by volume.  Coors will initially be introducing...

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Attention Stoners: Your Taco Dreams Are About To Come True

Well stoners, it looks like 4/20 has come early this year. Taco Bell has just announced that they will unleash nationwide what may be their best (or worst how refined your palate is) invention yet. I present to you, the Dorito Taco. The hot hybrid is your average taco... but wrapped in, you...

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