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And Now, Some Facts About Pot

For those who like the pot, here are some cool facts about the pot. Happy flying my friends

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Hate Everyone? 5 Gifts For People You Hate

Christmas: the time of year you are supposed to love everyone right? WRONG. Who cares if you picked your frenemy for the secret santa, or you hate your sibling so much that you've actually thought of giving them coal.... which isn't a terrible idea... but we've got better. Here are five gifts...

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The Ultimate Christmas Gifts (For Your Alcoholic Friends)

Guys, I know we made those SUMO holiday gift guides, but they are officially obsolete.  Here are the only things you need to buy as presents.  For everyone on your list (but especially the booze hounds in your life). The beer belly.  Yup, this baby is exactly what you think it...

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Baby Seals Are Breaking And Entering

If this story were about a baby seal breaking into my house, nobody would ever know because I would never tell anyone because I would keep him forever.  Alas, this story is about someone who is way more responsible than I am.  Annette Swoffee from New Zealand was given the gift we all...

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Lap Dances For Toys

Forget Toys For Tats, we are all about lap dances for toys now. I am sure this is exactly what Jesus and Santa had in mind when they said, help the needy. The Chicago Strip Club, The Admiral Theater is offering up free lap dances to anyone who donates a toy for needy children. (I am desperately...

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This is Why I Hate Everyone: Car Thongs

Guys, I hate you.  Don't take it personally, I hate everyone.  It's not you, it's me; I know this, but I can't help it.  Not while there are people in the world who own/produce/support things like this, because that means we as a society are allowing these people to own/produce/...

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Polite Bear is Polite

You know who isn't polite? Most people. Most people are terrible. They would NEVER give you the time of day, let alone a nice friendly hello. But not this bear. No no, he is one polite son of a bitch.  God I want to find him, wave at him, and hug him.

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Crazy Christmas Decorations

Damn, some people really just like to get hyphy for Christmas I guess.  I mean, I'm all about about Christmas, don't get me wrong, it's my jam, but all this stuff?  I dunno guys, you tell me. I wonder how long it takes to set all this stuff up?  And where they store it for all...

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What To Buy Your Boyfriend For Christmas

I'm a boyfriend. You're shopping for a boyfriend. Let's do this. Cheap Gift: What's a good gift to get your bf when you're on a budget? His favorite TV show, that's what. Not only will he love it, it'll show that you pay attention to his tastes. Win-win. For example, I'd be thrilled with...

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Micro Lens Phone Band: Refreshingly Simple

In the past we have seen hundreds of cell phone adapters to make your camera phone that much cooler. But they are all gadgety, big, obtrusive and well pretty much just a pain to deal with. That's why this product resinates so well with me. It's refreshingly simple. The Micro Lens Band is...

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