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Open Source Stuff to Help Your Grades, Free

Learning is easy. Seriously. Think about when you were 7. You didn't have Google. Isn't that f'ing insane? You actually used the Dewey Decimal System. Thank God we have a bunch of cool stuff to help us do well in school. Like all this free stuff: OttoBib: "It's free, easy and ottomatic". Clever....

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"Things We Forget"

There's no denying that we all have bad days. Whether you just wake up on the wrong side of the bed or someone ticks you off, you're day can go completely opposite of what you had in mind. For times like this, you can always use something to cheer you up. Expressing your misery by ranting on...

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Lions & Tigers & Cougars ...Oh My

So, I just saw this commercial (because yes, I am that cool that I watch TV on Friday nights) and I just had to share it. This is the best unintentionally hilarious commercial I've seen since the Shake Weight had girls jacking off dumbbells.  Ladies & gents, familiarize yourselves with:...

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Ask a Sumo: Learn from Example

Dear Sumo Skinny, I have been striking out lately.  How do I say I’m sorry to my girlfriend without seeming like a loser?   Sincerely, Stuck Dear Stuck, We’re going to rely on the movies for this one, because if you need to write in to Sumo Skinny for advice, you’re probably going to...

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Sign Language Never Looked Hotter

I'm thinking of asking this girl on a date. She's cute, knows sign language and is f'ing hilarious.  Cee-Lo is now accessible to everyone. 

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Black Swan Makeup Tutorial

I am about to drag the guys from the office over to the movie theatre for an afternoon showing of Black Swan. I know, I am way late on the game on this one. What peaked my interest to finally go see it? This chick and the best makeup tutorial I have ever watched. (Note- she is using humor.. know...

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Snopocalypse Round 2

This looks normal.  Who's readying their fallout shelters as we speak?   

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Best Auto-Tune Commercial Ever

For those of you who haven't seen this commercial for NASCAR, it's (in my opinion) the best auto-tuned mash up commercial to date.  Thing has me reelin' every time I see it, especially when Jeff Gordon comes in.

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Sephora Introduces iPhone App: "Sephora to Go"

Sephora can be an overwhelming store sometimes. You go in with something in mind, but end up being distracted by the endless aisles of beautiful, colorful makeup. You go in for 1 thing and walk out with 5, that’s just how it seems to go. Oh, and aren’t the cutesy little travel sized items...

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Proof That Twilight is Causing Our Society To Regress

This 49-year-old woman became so obsessed with the Twilight series that she decided to have all of the main characters tattooed across her back ... and, apparently, she's not done yet. Stephanie Meyer has gone on record saying that she plans to spend another 12 hours in the tattoo parlor continuing...

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